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Recently a mate suggested that I am not just an American expat I am Kiwi now. 01122019 5 x Fun Facts about New Zealand.

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New zealand funny. The famous Pavlova is a dessert that originated in New Zealand. 30122017 Top 10 funny New Zealand language blunders Expats beware of Kiwi slang. England Rugby Teams Haka Response Explained.

A New Zealander is walking down the road with a sheep under each arm. New Zealand scientists have discovered two new uses for sheep. Exchange for Welshmen if need be I once asked my friend from New Zealand to count how many girlfriends hes had Shortly after attempting to do so he fell asleep.

The locals are often called kiwis The Ninety-Mile Beach is only 50 miles long. I drink piss and eat tea. Funny satire stories about new zealand.

Living in New Zealand has changed me. No matter where you are in New Zealand youll never be more than 128 km from the seaside. Most of New Zealands population of 45 million is of European descent.

New Zealand has more than 50 volcanoes and many of them are still active. Now I ring with the phone and call in person. See more ideas about bones funny new zealand funny memes.

New Zealand has a customized beverage called Sobering Thought Despite popular belief Kiwis are not local in New Zealand. Theres an internet joke perpetuated by BuzzFeed that New Zealand doesnt exist riffing on the fact that its often grotesquely distorted on maps omitted from them altogether or. Half of the New Zealands animals became extinct in the last 1000 years.

Fun Facts about New Zealand. New Zealands bird kea is known for eating strips of rubber from windows and pulling windscreen wipers off cars. I wear togs and jandals in the summer woollies and jumpers in the winter.

May 18 2016 - Explore Emma-Kate Lambs board NZ meme time followed by 144 people on Pinterest. The response given by the England rugby team to the Haka performed by their New Zealand opponents before the two teams World Cup semi-final match in Yokohama on Sunday has drawn much attention on social media where a video has been viewed more than.

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